strangers in your head

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

the worst part of being a non-american on the internet is statistically you're probably going to make a lot of friends who ARE american and then you start getting crazy thoughts like "i should take a vacation to buttfuck tennessee" or "i wish i could immigrate to new jersey"

don't do it!! it's bad here 😭 let them visit you instead

very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025