JustAnotherBot

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

For the longest time I could swear I was some kind of plural cus there's definitely two distinct modes of being I have a tendency to inhabit but I'm really starting to realize I might just be bipolar. Which. Hmmm. I can't decide if that's more or less Crazy on the Crazy Scale (as determined by the normals) so this is either a good or bad development. But either way. I'm definitely some sort of fuckeddddd uppppp

What if being bipolar is just having DID but only two alters and one is manic and the other is depression. What if everything is DID all the time join us.

I think the positionality of.bipolar disorder is probably more useful for me to navigate the psychiayric establishment to get the pills i'm manipulating them into giving me. I just want to be stable. I really want to be stable. I don't like being crazy id rather just have a single baseline normal

it is truly maddening to see so many young warriors jest about the falsehood that polearms and spears and such are inherently stronger weapons than the longsword due to their advantage in range when they have both lacked the training against armored warriors to make this happen but also forgetting the fact that it is estimated 70% of all polearm users in ancient warfare died from sword wounds

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

I have a medical condition where no matter how many people are in a room I will find the one person who likes me the absolute least and become desperate for their approval

I spoke to the doctor about this and she prescribed 100mg of "stop giving a fuck about people who hate you", hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter labeled "the people who care about you deserve more of your time"

Tea I'm sorry but are you possibly a cat

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

they got married btw