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“Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” is stupid.
I’ll bring a knife to any fight And I’ll ᴡɪɴ Fuck all of you

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( hello, my loves! sorry for the radio silence !!! i have been most distracted with a new muse as well as the sudden influx of work, t’is the season and all that rot, right? hopefully once the holiday season ends i’ll be back and ready for some action.
anyways, should you need me, you can find me over on angel dust —> here )
What if I touched his butt
Unprompted: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
You would most assuredly lose a limb or two or three. You don’t touch him without permission, or unless you’re one of those he considers family. Though why family would be touching his butt, I don’t know. I don’t think I want to know either.
Would it be worth it though, is the question. ( yes )
*puts a banana on his head* "Here, you're going to need it for what's about to happen next!"
Unprompted: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
Flat. That is the only description one could use for the expression currently written on the swordsman’s face, vague annoyance peeking through in the barest of ways. His lips are drawn down, a tale of displeasure held in the action.
Displeasure and bewilderment.
Doflamingo stood tall in front of him, seemingly proud of himself for the delicate balance it took for the fruit to stay upon this one’s head.
He does not sigh, though everything in him is telling him to, nor does he reach for his sword. Instead he simply crosses his arms.
“ And what exactly would I use a banana for, if not for eating? ”
@fearllacy
He wasn't really sure why he found himself inside Mihawk's castle. He reasoned it was his general curiosity in the warlord that brought him there. He stood there in silence, observing the swordsman, until he decided to break it. "Fight me. Or if you have anything better in mind that'll do too."
UNPROMPTED: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
Perhaps he should invest in a better locking system. The thought is fleeting, barely gracing the forward part of his mind through the split focus on his wine and food, and the intruder wandering around his grounds.
Blank is his gaze, landing upon the other man with little more than a twitch, those words playing in his head as he contemplates.
Contemplates and then decides.
With a soft clink, his glass is placed back upon the table and he pushes himself into a stand.
“ Did you come only to bother me? ” Approach slow, methodical. His sword is not on his being, nor does he make a move toward where it is placed. “ You wish for me to fight you. ” The most he’s spoken in a while, he realizes, coming to a stop in front of the other.
“ You would not be worth the effort. ” It isn’t meant as an insult, it’s simply a statement - so obvious is it. “ Propose other entertainment. ”
@abaddonrighthandofgod

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How would you react to a child showing up at your door saying you are their father?
Unprompted: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
“ Such a thing would not happen. ” A child claiming he had fathered them? A thought that left little else but a laugh in the back of his throat. It was not something that would happen. Not something that could happen.
And if, for one reason or another, someone approached with the claim of parentage - they would be taught otherwise.
One could argue that ‘accidents happen’, but could an accident happen if he was not a participant in such actions? Obviously not.
*slides out here and strikes a pose*
Guess who made yet another muse! That’s right, it’s me. I have no self-control and my friends are enablers. So if you like a kinky, bitchy lil spiderbaby with the fashion style of a drag queen - he is here. And he is open for business. ( you can find his card in your front pocket, thank me later - by rping with me. )
Independent Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel - he’s got some open slots, come and get him.
when your OTP is literally one insult away from fucking.
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How long can Doflamingo make the Feather on Mihawk's hat dance without repercussion? Let's find out. 1... 2...
UNPROMPTED: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
“ What - ” A pause, an adjustment, “ Why - are you messing with my hat? ” There was no real interest in the reasoning behind the blond’s actions, it was simply a way to show that he was displeased.
“ If you do not stop, ” Sharp, narrowed ring of yellow and black focuses on the other, “ You will find yourself missing important appendages.”
@advocateofheaven
like for a goth sworddad in your ask.

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the funniest part of stampede was Mihawk. dude shows up for all of ten seconds to watch Zoro do something cool, immediately do the same thing but much cooler, make eye contact w Zoro across the battlefield so he knows Zoro knows he did that, and then leave
✏️ arrives late with starbucks
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@desertking
Hey, you’re valid and you’ll find someone who loves you for you, not just for something physical. ❤️❤️❤️ Don’t let that person get to you.
Thank you so much.
It’s honestly a bit disappointing when things like this happen, but I’ll try not to let it affect me too much!
I hope you have a wonderful day/evening/night!
Sending love and good vibes your way.
✏️~
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✏️!
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✏️ //if you want to :3
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