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“Eat sausages to cope”

A long silence followed after the words registered in his brain. No matter how hard he tried to decipher them, his mind would always get back to vulgar meaning behind them. And knowing Doffy, he was provoking on purpose.

MUNDAY MEME

🍇 - Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum at you?

— I mean, not at me, but definitely to someone else about me WHICH IS FINE, I honestly don’t have energy to deal with that stuff.

🍒 - How many friends do you have on here?

— ANSWERED AND PROBABLY IN THE SADDEST WAY POSSIBLE.

🍍 - How many drafts are you stalling with this meme?

Casto: 1

Lawko: 2

Izozo: 2

(To Bellamy) "Hey proprietor of penis pretzels~." //STOP SENDING ME CURSED CONTENT MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING AND IM CRYING THERE'S A LIMIT TO HOW MUCH I CAN SEND PER DAY!!!!

      ❝ If I’m the proprietor shouldn’t I be getting paid? ❞ A gesture of index and thumb rubbed against one another as if to indicate the lack of funds which he is receiving. Not a single beli, not even so much as a pinch of gratitude for the service unintentionally crafted through mistakes of tangled spring anatomy. ❝ I thought you were going to buy me one. What’s the point of asking if I’m just going to have to make it myself anyway? There’s no fun in that . ❞

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Send me  🔥 + a word and I will write a NS*W headcanon for my muse.  II @fearllacy​

  ROSETTE  CURLS  TWIRL    around  ivory  fingers  ,  the  ghost  princess  delicately  sits  as  gaze  melts  against  pages  of  a  book  .  ghostly  hollows  dance  joyfully  around  her , they  keep  her  company  -  allowing  her  to  be  aware  of  her  surroundings .  

  they  cutely  whisper  truths  to  her  ,  who  was  doing  what  ,  where  Doflamingo  was  ,  when  he  was  coming  -  etc.  a  soft smile  adorns  features  :  who  would  have  thought  that  she  would  be  acquaintanced  with  Doflamingo  .  what  an  interesting  turn  of  events  -  although  he  had  quickly  made  his  way  into  her  life.  she  approved  of  him  -  he  wasn’t  weak  ,  she  admired  him  greatly  .

   unsure  of  when  exactly  this  happened  proves  to  be  a  rabbit  hole  -  how  exactly  did  she  trust  him  so  ?

  &  the  ghost  princess  is  preoccupied  with  questions,  thoughts  -  she  almost  misses  him.  although  it’s  what  he  carries  that  unlocks  her  attention  -  thick  as  honey,  surprise  is  sweet  against  lips  .  a  pristine  flower  is  held  closely  to  her  face  -  pink  petals  release  a  soft  floral  scent ,  beautifully  encompassing  her  senses,  she  gently  takes  the  flower .  tear  stricken  eyes  glance  up  to  him  as  she  gently  lays  down  her  flower  before  excited  features  embrace  him  -  she  buries  her  face  against  his  body ,  although  her  voice  is  clear  :

   “  god  -  it’s  such  a  beautiful  flower  !  I  will  cherish  it  -  I  know  a  spell  that  will  keep  it  alive  for  long  !  “

  &  god  forbid  anyone  who  so  much  as  dares  to  breathe  towards  the  direction  of  her  flower  -  she  would  hollow  them  faster  than  they  could  imagine  !

If Luffy was honest to himself, than he had always been aware of the fact, that his ways with Doflamingo would truly separate one day. It became more obvious the day he started his own journey three years ago - more or less on accident but none the less - and it became even clearer within the last few days. 

Now coming back to Dressrosa the pirate captain had to admit that he hadn’t expected their ways to part like this though. Maybe that was the reason why he didn’t even bothered with staying with the others as soon as they reached the shore on purpose this time.

Getting to the palace actually was as easy as he remembered. Getting inside...surprisingly as well. It made him wonder if he actually managed to sneak past all those guys that were supposed to protect this place or if Joker was actually waiting for him to arrive at this place. 

Well he would find out soon enough. 

When he entered the throne room he was surprisingly quiet. No ‘Hey Doffy I’m home’ or ‘Did anyone miss me?’. Instead just silence, while his hat was dragged down into his face. This was... awkward to say at least. Honestly he had wondered about this situation so many times over so many years already but... a situation like this was something he never expected. Could have imagined. 

And yet they were here. 

“Technically speaking uterus people kinda lay eggs so” //doffy no kskskq