gay people brainrot

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

Happy National Train Day

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall

ah fuck this is currently breaching containment

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

the moon is the one rock i cannot collect, so instead i am looking respectfully

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

If you're reading this then I am congratulating you for planting the seed. Even if they don't immediately yield your desired outcome, your efforts are not unnoticed and you are doing a kindness for your future self.

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email