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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

I need to make out with a girl as she sits on my lap and grinds her pussy against my thigh. We're both down bad for each other and I slip a finger into her soaked pussy as her breathing becomes faster and faster. I ravage her insides with my hand and make her cum, and she falls down into my embrace. But I don't stop, I keep rubbing against her clit even as she orgasms. She screams out in bliss and I have to cover her mouth with my other hand to keep us from being found. She cums a second time as I start to suck on her nipples, tickling every nerve in her body at once. By the third orgasm, she can't move her body anymore. She has become my very own fucktoy, to do with as i please. After today, the only thing she can ever think about is me, and how only i can overstimulate her until she sees white.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

playing with my packer like it’s a fidget toy

hiiiiii can I suck on your tits while you use your fave vibrator

The world may be miserable, but trans butches exist, so it’s not so bad after all

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that will companies are still trying to stomp out.

so I just seen this thing about acting bratty to get put in your PLACE. Strong on that. The thought of me acting bratty just to hear her say baby or bunny in that tone would have me weak. But I’m a brat so I’d refuse and push and keeping acting the way I do. Eheehehehe until I get my ass handed to me ofc. The thought of her pulling me close and telling me to get on my all four and I can’t cum till she says so OUUUWEEEE I would eat that up feeling her push my body telling me to arch as she spanks me bruh id die right there.

Femme who says "huh" a million times x butch who scoots closer so they're heard better

i saw the best perverts of my generation deleted by staff