THE MISTRESS IN YOUR BUSINESS & YOUR BED

walk into the club like 13/m looking for f to cyber 

I’m warner

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

my anal cavity

I’m resigning thanks everyone!