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how do men this weak even manage to survive

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men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

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BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

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It’s that time of year again!

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You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

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but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

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480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

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FUCKING U N I T

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This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

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Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

theawesomeadventurer

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

raiseyourweapon

Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in

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catchymemes

Let me just ask the police..

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New rule, non muslims can’t say the word jihad. Until you stop conflating a word that means personal struggle with faith and temptation with terrorism youre just not allowed to say it.

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I’m not a Muslim but I just thought I would reblog this because I think it’s definitely worth listening to.

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It’s totally okay for non muslims to reblog this, and i encourage it. Im just glad you’re listening.

neuroatypically-speaking

Oh god, finally someone said it. Every time I see words like “jihadist” I want to scream, but I’m not Muslim, so I wasn’t sure I should say anything.

Jihad means struggle. It doesn’t mean holy war or anything like it. In fact, there is no word in Islam for holy war, because the nature of Islam does not leave room for holy war. Islam has a juridical system, not a Pope who can just say “Go wage holy war.” Conflating the personal nature of jihad with violence is so very gross and it needs to stop. Period.

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Actually, there’s another word non-muslims in the media shouldn’t use:

Allahu Akbar. It’s not a statement of terrorism. It means “god is great”. It’s something we say to praise our lord. It’s what we say when we pray. It’s not a statement of terrorism. Allahu Akbar doesn’t mean terrorism stop using it as one

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I would really appreciate it if non Muslims understood this

thegodthief

me: *summons a demon*

demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?

me: girls night?

demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!

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anywayyeahso

this show was transcendent

alwaysbewoke

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao

killerkitty707

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

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But it’s just as fast

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The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

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thebootydiaries

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

positivity-roses

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole

tooiconic

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

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Always important to remember; the enemy of feminism is not a particular lifestyle, the enemy of feminism is to not be able to choose.

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