pete

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

everything is so scary. thank god for plushies

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth