deppresion

"holy shit this blew up uhhh be sure to follow my-"

girls will be like “everything’s fine” while their soul gem looks like this

"This is real. Is this for rea-" *searches musk new publicity stunt for ego boost*

Person 1: I’ve noticed, in watching some of the tapes on self defense, that a lot of guys like to show…defense from awkward positions. Say sitting in a chair…uh…y'know having your back turned, whatever. So what I’d like to do is, uh, demonstrate a technique which I call “Defense Against……A Guy in a Chair”. [Turns around] Excuse me.

"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

when they say living the dream this is the dream they’re talking about btw