you should wear a cape

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

Wtf

translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

this post is back and 10x better

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

@noelle217

This is adorable

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

I was stopped by a cop hiding in a dark corner of the predominantly white neighborhood my dad just HAD to live in, bc I did a California roll. I was so confused. Im from Texas idk what that is. He explained and I was confused bc I def stopped and looked around. He proceeded to ask if the BMW I was driving was mine...then let me go. If you black in a "nice" car it's questionable asf. Theyll ask where you work too bc how can you afford "nice things". I hate it here.

this bird is fucking sewing

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

I am going to fuck all of them

Reverse furry: I give animals humansonas I want to fuck

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

That sailor was a fucking bro