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When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

types of xmas songs

>see a pic

and now we return to...................................

friend: how are you me: 

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds: