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Because you know you want Spaghetti Burrito© too right now. 🍝🍱🍴🙌 (at "Mr. Jf's Spaghitto House")

Crazy new gym-- this sports getting huge. Between the wood finish walls and stickiest holds money can buy- theyre endorsed by #Spiderman himself 'taboot. 🙇💬 (at Brooklyn Boulders Somerville)

First Lb cruise in too long! That goofy shadow dude looks like he's down.. 👤👍 #DarkGnar #DownThere (at derekjf.tumblr.com)

And now my day just gets better- with these two #beautiful #blurrhanded men @evan_regan @chris_johnsonlol ! We're #sohappy2gether <333 just like 🗿+😹 😊 (at Cheateu Golenski)

"Work" happened this morning, and I didn't hate it 🚣🚴🎶🍔🎨👕 #tyedyedboxers #soenthused ha- (at Camp Massasoit)

Summer time & 'Coons in 🌞😎 work early tomoro- l, tonight's feshta expedition atleast turned out some old friends and familiar faces-- until tomoro's yo!! (at derekjf.tumblr.com)

😧😇😈🔥 @pesa_outlaw47 #happening (at BMB)

#TMW ....... 😳💪🐥 #Legendofthesuperswan is born (at Zombie Bird Crossing)

Dude! This is the toughest f*ckin swan I've ever encountered. 10:57pm on a drizzly Friday and I thought my night was lame- this guy over here's tryin to walk off snagging a power line, and having a small lightning bolt arc from his motha lickin swan skull. I had one choice obviously.... So I'm hearding this zombified night-of-the -living Zues bird frankenostrich off the road when suddenly, this huge sob just gives. So I get out, he gets up, get back in, goes back down, I get out- gets up- and on... So I lay on the horn and finally swan gets his shit together. Remember: still tough son of a bitch- just little electro-drunk. Just erupted enough electricity from his brain to burn all the feathers off his top-now just lookin like a fatass aflack commercial filmed outside Hannibal lecter's house. BUT WAIT- there's more. Turns out super-swan is really drunk and just happened to stumblefind the next closest rd in less than 19 seconds.... Cranberry hiway. --real quick, so I'm a calm dude and in my car, flipping the fuck out on this delirious swan at this point to get its huge ass away from the road. Out of sheer wanting to see him make it to water before I watch him get popped by a car. ......ignores me....... So I call in back up and in no time the bros in blue arrive in their super cool, life-size hotwheel policio race cars and are like "yo, don't kill yourself!....-" and I'm literally like 😦 ...."Right..! Like the birds just lookin to end it!" And he's like "no- you! If the bird does its ok, don't need u dieing! Now you gotta go and I need to respond to an accident!-" --now I will credit him with acknowledging I was hearding that somnabitch bird in te middle of the road blocking cars.... BUT I MEAN C'MONNMN MAN!!!!!! That's like seeing a unicorn with its horn stuck in a tree hole and you tellin me to juuuuusssttt keeeeep walkin. Well unicorns arent real i told him So I drive off... PART ENDING: so this swan is tough. And when I say tough I mean I watched it get killed twice (YES, A SECOND TIME AFTER I LOOPED BACK!) which sucked a lot. - one thing on a very short list of things I reeeally squirm over and wish I could affect] anyways -first death being the telephone pole electric chair- the second when it wandered off the side where I had gotten it before I left, to the middle of traffic again. Cars coming... Me: F*uck.... f*ck.... F*ck!!!!!! Boom headshot-- senõr swan's head was sticking out and an f-150 bumper hi-5'd the sh*t out of it doing 40..... 😧 Literally my stomach dropped through my body and into its own grave..... So anyways im doing that thing where im really trying to be all Whispering life to that tough little sob from across the st... Seconds go by... And more.... And this swans blowing my mind again- BACK TO LIFE AGAIN-! Heads up, stands up, I herd it off again but damn- HOW does a bird survive such damage? As well too- always difficult seeing any thing get hurt in an area so close to where it, and its specie has always naturally lived. Twice, man accidentally killed this animal. Twice this tough little wonder of nature made it back. I don't necessarily believe in throwing around the miracle word, but I will say this a very fortunate bird that encountered unfortunate bs tonight. You're the man swan. You have a story a lot of people could never fathom enduring. And for that- your legend will forever live on here, to remind me how much worse times can be for others when I may think mine are tough. #mind #blown #life #livingon #legendarybird #how (at Mill Pond Station)

New Hampshire's Sunset X Moon's rising What a day-- feelings of being satisfied, slammed with gratitude. --For views like this, after a day where we pushed to new, higher territory; jumped in the river more than usual; and got back on for the hardest climb of the day after we said we were headin home for the night. For nights like these- means more than life is good 😌 #promiseland (at derekjf.tumblr.com)

"BAADUP BAAHDUP BADUP BAAHDIP!" 😁😧😲😆 what #wildweekends #mountainside #tryandunderstand (at derekjf.tumblr.com)

24HR MA-NH-MA Climb Sesh ~ w/ @bigship on this fine-ass Sunday #clockout #driveup #crush #return 🐐 (at derekjf.tumblr.com)

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Today's 🔃🃏 (at derekjf.tumblr.com)

"Cuberty - V5" moves made, psych killed.. 🌄👻 #ghost (at Rock Hill Cemetary)

Made it out for the first time to #GilbertHills - @chris_johnsonlol showin me the hidden gems out here in Foxboro starting with this geo-stone- The Cube Boulder #BeatTheHeat #Slimeysqueezes (at F. Gilbert Hills State Forest)

Made the most of the rainy day with a trip to the new #CrgWatertown along with Mr @chris_johnsonlol . Sickest indoor lead routes! Awesome bouldering and facilities. Dopest holds and add-on features. Even a tunnel-slide boulder section, tops in the country, here in greater boston. So good- ☺👍 (at derekjf.tumblr.com)