I’ve Intercepted Your Prayers

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you