Thoughts And Rants

The Divine 40mg…….

A foot masseuse that’s popular with people in the closet, who gives such good massages they come out of the closet; call that Fruit By The Foot

My body might just be built to do manual labor for several hours a day day and look absolutely, deliciously slutty afterwards, cause GAT DAYUM!!!

I don’t have a type, this is a targeted attack

Only a fascist will hear the word “free” and understand it as terrorism

“Write a small paragraph (150 words)” MY ASS IF THATS A SMALL PARAGRAPH THATS A SHORT ESSAY YOU OUT OF TOUCH PIECE OF GARBAGE

I have the perfect answer to the “would you still love me if I was a worm?” question, and the best part is you need to be gay to know the answer

Watching golf with my grandfather and I cannot believe these announcers are not gay. They just made three points about this man’s hips the closet is glass, boys.

Holy shit, my dad was the gaslighter the entire time. That sneaky fucker

Y’all are dying if I wear this compression shirt in public. Either from laughter or from blood loss, but bodies are hitting the floor

Let me be clear: I don’t ever stop at just hugging trees