kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

uh oh i miss something i can’t name again. i want to go home to something that doesn’t exist again. does anyone have a gun

"If there is no trust, there's no us." - Unknown

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

a bear has learned my furry son can be bought

The funniest part about this is that the bear values the trash more highly than the deer bones LOL

the mortifying ordeal of Sending First Message

the equally mortifying ordeal of Replying To Message That Was Sent To Me