Oh Little Mermaid, what have you done?

it is june and i don't know why. it's supposed to be spring back in 2014

15..... what an age to hear a song

haven't known patricia widow's bay for very long but i fear we have another character of all time on our hands

I can't believe this entore site is not talking about Widow's Bay. Nautical folk horror, it's stephen king it's midnight mass it's also somehow an office comedy. Stephen Root is there. What more could you want?

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

god knew I’d be too powerful if I could read social cues

RIP King