Forever Young and Free

Hot take but you literally need carbs and fat to survive

but are you sure

What the fuck does this mean of course im sure this is a medical fact

Why does this kitty need fifty cents?

because cats are small dragons and need to hoard shiny things

*hesitantly steps closer*

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

a friendshit oh my god 

this seems…heterosexual

don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏

update: it was heterosexual :(

praying for you 😪

we just gonna ignore the fact that Amelia is bisexual???????? Canonically???!!!!!!

OmG I STAN A QUEEN

you deserve love!! im gonna say a swear word in this post so please scroll past if that’s too much for you ok here goes you deserve some fucking love!!!!!

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

Birthdays are only really fun when your under 25 or over 80

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

that’s not procrastination that’s executive disfunction

oh

oh shit 

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

What the hell do YOU do?

i die? lmao what kinda question….