slut for monsters and big brothers

Like look at him he has so much fanfic potential 😏

(I love solek but y’all should show some love for wukula as well 🙂‍↕️ especially in x human fanfic department)

Here are the entries I have for the main Mangkwan bosses

‼️ SPOILER WARNING ‼️

for those who have yet to finish the DLC

Note: I didn’t put Ka’sem’s full info page, solely because the end talks more about how Nor feels after killing him.

me, a baby in the 90s, nodding along to this like my ass wasn't swaddled in a mossbag and crying for milk but i'm scraping together everything i know about Y2K and 90s Family Channel and YTV and i sooooo agree. he's a gross grunger/grunge-head who never showers and smokes weed in the garage and steals cigarettes and just smirks when his friends laugh at you (but they always end up with bruises and black eyes and he comes home with bustled knuckles, but if you ask him about it, he'll tell you mind your business). mean, a little cruel. sadistic, really. and you're sure he hates you, you know?

but one night, after he spent an hour he huffing in his room when he's forced to babysit you, he drags you to the couch after your parents leave, and the pizza is finished off, and he's turning on a scary movie, nicer than he's ever been before. even letting you drink his spiked Splurge and take a hit of his joint, and c'mon, don't be a fuckin' square, take a bigger hit, jus' like tha', and then he's "cuddling" with you on the couch as Jason chases a teen through the woods. mocking you when you cover your face at the abundance of nudity, groaning with embarrassment at all the sex scenes, and what, you a lil baby or somethin'? jus' sex—what, are you gonna tell him you've never been fucked before? never even been kissed? 'ow fuckin' lame.

didn't know his baby sister was such a bore.

(even though he's scared away all the boys who'd looked at you once, so your lack of experience is hardly anyone's fault but his;) but his poor sister. is that why you're so uptight all the time, huh? ain't getting laid enough. and smells like smoke, like weed, and grease and a bit of the vodka he'd stolen from the liquor cabinet, and you should push him away when his hand starts to crawl up your thigh. scream. it's wrong, isn't it? so, so, so wrong. he's your older brother. he shouldn't be looking at you like that. like this.

but when he leans in, lips against your cheek, and mutters:

"well, do you wanna try it?"

The Twincest Ship of the Day is:

Maybe Krypton is the Arkansas of the DC universe.