Mon Père

booty shorts that say 'i <3 heavily sexualized catholic imagery' on the ass

Hannibal fandom unite

i gotta stop going to church man, i keep moaning when the priest puts the eucharist in my mouth

gonna dox the pope

Vatican

#petition to stop putting all austenian men in boots 24/7 #justice for regency mens stockings! #gents ​are you a) travelling this minute b) hunting and/or outdoor activities this minute? no? GRAB YER TIGHTS #oh you’re visiting? playing cards? dancing? having dinner? drinking with friends? seeing to your business affairs? #arriving or departing from any of these activities? GRAB YER TIGHTS #the question of ‘should this austenian guy wear boots here?’ is answered by the counterquestion ‘is there a horse?’ #if there is a horse: OK maybe boots are the right choice here #if there is NO horse: unlikely to wear boots right now #thank you and goodnight #persuasion (via @harrietvane)

Classic lit isn't relatable TO YOU. I have something wrong with me though