Depivis

Idiot's idol

Watching John Wolfe's playthroughs resuscitated my interest in these games so here we are.

A broke mind would find LPS of the characters respective species and roll with it. A woke mind like mine is too broke to buy more LPS and will instead cope by insisting that matching the characters to the figurines by vibes and energy is much more accurate 😎

Feel free to disagree with my choices and propose your own!!! :) <3

Nicolas Eilander - Deer #1517

I chose this deer becase it feels nefarious. Cunning... He's gazing directly through me with a strange smile, as if anticipating something. The wine red color also reminds me of Nicolas. He's the tallest and thinnest out of all the LPS I'll show you today, which makes him seem like he has authority and power over the smaller ones.

Gerard Eilander - St. Bernard #1118

Tbh I only chose this one because he's big and burly. He looks hella strong but too lazy or tired to use that strenght. He doesn't challenge Nicolas in height but he trumps him in size otherwise, but it's not enough for him to have any real power over him.

Margaret Eilander - Whale #895

Whales to me are ancient, wise and kind and this one seems like it's only ancient and nothing else. Maybe she was wise once but is no longer.

Jakob Eilander - Jack Russell #2189

Idk what it is about this dog that reminds me so much of Jakob but I'm willing to go down fighting over this matter. It looks so much like him bro. His cautious expression, sad eyes, his head is permanently cocked to the side distrustingly. Idk. Plus this dog is the shortest of the adults and the tallest of the kids, that's fitting for Jakob, me thinks.

David Eilander - Puppy dog #1339

All the David sexualizers will hate me for this choice but consider this - he was ~15 years old at the start of the game. And this dog has sublime youngest child energy. It pisses me off, that's why I chose it for David. The shit eating grin, the dead sticker eyes that seem cocky at first and like they're calling for help if you look too deeply into them, that ugly ass haircut 💔 And, i reiterate, THE GROSS STICKER EYES.

(Here's another possibility for David it you want to be funny about it) - Frog #283

Elisabeth Eilander - Kitten #552

This all-seeing but utterly blind kitten is perfect for Elizabeth. It looks like it knows everything but is locked into a sitting position so it can't even put it's ancient wisdom to good use and in pretending to be a normal kitten for it's own safety, it's forgotten how to access that knowledge. And its eyes look so tired.

Caroline Eilander - Shorthair cat #138

A very conventional cat stuck in an unconventional group which is perfect for Caroline. The cat looks intelligent and cunning, like Nicolas, but in a more desperate way. It also looks like it's staring into your soul so seriously. It's eyes are just different from the other shc's I have idk. And it's so pretty tbh.

Bonus: the corrupted soul - this scary ass knock off

Imagine you're a LPS and this freak comes up to you. It's eyes are so cruel I'd be so scared. This dog is not human bro!! (reference)

Here's a photo of all of them together to bring this post together.

What you don't know can't be solved, don't you fret

By the way, black narcissus on her bed of nails