🇵🇸🇨🇩Nenorocirea🇷🇴

does anyone have any fic ideas for phm cause im trying to come up with a list for future use

Grace and Adrian realize that they both wrote about how aliens would never be water based, and they both grieve that the other is water based

”hail mary full of grace” well okay well. how about eve whose curiosity cast mankind out of Eden. how about Ava Iron Lung whose pursuit of knowledge didn’t need people to survive the expedition.

What the fuck? He's a cannibal in the book???

Autocannibal. He calls them meburgers🫤

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

YES THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING. there's no way an absolute madman like rocky didn't name the alien some bullshit to entertain himself

BOOK GRACE IS A CANNIBAL?

Yes, but only at the very end when it's revealed he's been a cannibal for 16 years

Rocky is perfectly aware of how fucked up that is, he's just rage baiting grace because he's bored

Immagine being Adrian, and your spouse leaves for 46 years and brings back a fucking creature with an offensive lack of limbs and surplus of holes and he puts the damn thing in a fishtank in the middle of the city.

Who knows, maybe thry were looking for a third

I fear the creature is aroace. Adrian sent rocky looking for a third and that man brought home a guy who cries at the tought of sex