synopsis: what it’s like to date members of the port mafia!
includes: chuuya nakahara, ichiyo higuchi, ryunosuke akutagawa, & michizo tachihara
a/n: i’ve accidentally written and deleted this three times over so it better not flop. enjoy my bad brainrot, bitches
grumpy little mafia man that is actually the biggest sweetheart in all of existence andndjsndnsncn
so we’ve all collectedly agreed that he’s a sugar daddy, right? like, he’s a mafia man with a ton of money and he’s in love with you, so of course he’ll spoil you with anything you want
gifts are his love language after all (my hc that is absolutely correct)
i also feel like he’d have really good manners, like, you’re never touching door handles around this man, nor will you pick up the check (unless you seriously insist, but he’d find a way to pay you back) andjdnsjdn he’s just such a gentleman
he loved to show you off!! chuuya would be your number one supporter and hype man, and if anyone doesn’t like you then they’re just not worth it! he would also rough them up a little bit if they really hurt your feelings >:(
you’re his baby & nobody hurts his baby and gets away with it
he canonically tries to dress well because he’s insecure so make sure you reassure him a lot and emphasize that you think he looks great! it’s always great to hear
would send you little messages throughout the day for things ranging from reminders to eat/drink water to reminding you that he loves you
also!! if you compliment him he turns into a complete tomato. chuuya cannot cope with the same behavior he dishes out, so if you wanna see this man turn to absolute pieces, flirt with him, tease him, do literally everything in your power to just be a complete flirt (acting like dazai lol), he will be putty in your hands, unwittingly or not
sorry but she is so so in love with you and it’s a miracle you even started dating in the first place
brags about whenever she can, it’s kinda childish but she doesn’t care— she’s lovestruck
you two match outfits all the time, like, im picturing the strawberry dress couples? that!
she really really likes making playlists & has definitely made a few for you, and not just simple little playlists with maybe five love songs, no, they’re intensively long playlists with hundreds of songs describing every single thought and emotion she’s ever had related to you it’s sweet
i hc that higuchi really likes farmers markets so you’ll go on little trips there in the morning
major cottagecore couple vibes, despite the fact that she’s literally in the mafia andjdjjd
black lizard members have known about her crush on you from the moment it formed— before she even know! those poor people have been suffering trying to get you together purely so they wouldn’t have to hear higuchi’s pining anymore
teaches you self defense and is so gung-ho on getting you to learn how to properly defend yourself in case she’s not there she knows you’re strong and capable of protecting yourself but she worries and loves you so please be safe
grumpy little mean man, i adore this emo boy and so do you
first of all there is no pda, like, no even a hint of it. he would rather die.
he can’t really cook, and he doesn’t really try to, so if you make the effort to look after him, he’s gonna be a blushy boy
you’re probably really close with gin— because if you managed to work your way into her brothers heart, then she knows there’s something special about you
very very confused on why you would want to borrow his clothes, like, you have your own and he can buy you some why do you want his? like he doesn’t have a lot
every time he goes shopping he ends up subconsciously thinking of you and probably buys you a random little trinket he thought you’d like
out of all the people in the world, you chose him. you chose to fall in love with him and while he may never understand why, he would do anything for you and anything to protect you
the teasing kind of flirting, but… it doesn’t really seem silly or nice on your end
"your clothes are a mess." "you look tired today, go take a nap." "your handwriting is atrocious." he sounds so mean but after saying that he always moves to help you or does something sweet to look after you, like doing your laundry or writing letters for you
his love language is almost definitely acts of service and nobody will convince me otherwise
he may seem like an asshole on first impression, but once you get to know him… he’s kind of a loser
i feel like he’d fidget with his hands a lot so whenever you hold his hand he tends to toy with your hands, poking and twiddling with them (if you wear rings it’s even better!!)
weirdly very good with kids, like, if you’re out on a date they’ll come up and bother you guys to ask him questions or try to get him to hang out with him he’s just got that energy oh my god i love him have my children shawty
his apartment is kinda shitty, so if you make an effort to throw in some decorations or personalize it a little bit, he would melt
he has, like, car boyfriend energy, and i don’t know how else to explain it, but trust me
would probably also slap your ass whenever he’s walking by
"baby!" "babe!" "babes!" might as well be your name now, judging by how frequently he uses those names to refer to you
he would use absolutely any excuse to touch you, in a multitude of ways from silly and arguably a little pervy to the absolute sweetest and most endearingly tender moments
he’d rub his thumb across your cheekbone while you’re sleeping and just wonder what the hell he did right to get someone as incredible as you to fall for him, and he’d hardly be able to comprehend that you’re real
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