a girl could starve on a boy like you

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

$20 plus $5 shipping. y’all help this broke ass native student!!!!!!!

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

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discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

I need this on Food Network ASAP 

The after birth

The Band-Aids on four out of five fingers tho

What’s his Snap???

snapchat: @lilhenryboi ig: @colachampagnepapi

“You need a bowl this big and this ethnic” perfection

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness