I’m obsessed with closing my eyes. Like? Goodbye world

microdosing on raw cookie dough til im immune to salmonella

wait i think i just invented vaccinations

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This posts includes trans women and excludes terfs, btw.

Rb this version pls

Trying to match this energy

I’m here for women summoning the Wrath of Goddesses to terrify asshole men

Just…in the vicinity of fruit

pisces season is almost over . im done being sad and reflecting. its time to be absolutely feral in aries season

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

Stunning.