Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
KIROKAZE
RMH
hello vonnie


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@demonicbolt

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it takes a long time to learn this, I still struggle with it
This? An utterly scorching take.
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they did it. they gendered they/them.
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
Itâs actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr⌠explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the targetâs food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You canât just take it from him because heâll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids donât only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. Thereâs plenty of cases of corvids âridingâ other birds as well. Itâs often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in laymanâs terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
âWhere the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?â
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
My spirit bird.
i forgot this shit existed and im happy I found it again

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hot flaming take iâm abt to slap you with: itâs not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.
lost a follower for this one!
Any situation in which the grades are "bad enough to punish" is a situation in which your child is already struggling, and needs, more than anything, your support and affection.
If you punish them you will teach them nothing but how to loathe
When my sons report card said he was lagging behind in reading, did we punish him? NO. We picked up some books from the library and made a part of our day mandatory reading time. No games, no toys, no nothing during this time except us reading together. You know what happened? As if by a miracle, somehow his reading skills got better from all that reading. If your mind goes to âpunish the childâ for their grades slipping... youâre the reason their grades are slipping!
Check out this pixel Picrew! Find it here
This is cute. These pixels give me some aesthetic vibes , I love it đźâ¤â¨Here's mine
Tagging : @harveyderp22 @theblizzardprincess and I think you'll love it too @sentariana ^^ and anyone who wants to try it too :)
Lol
Tags: @tomcat-tango @demonicbolt
Rule 63â˛d myself for it XD @cherrypopfizzâ @miracleberrygypsyâ
the true star of the show
truly, this is the most important Behind the Scenes footage of our lifetimes
this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen
Them when they managed to hit the ball up in the air: O.O ⌠8D WE DID IT! Them when Serena ran up to DESTROY THAT SHOT: D8 RUUUN!
Remembering that Overwatch 2 is being made by people and not some soulless mega-corp that we created in our heads

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Yes, hello? Iâll book it for 11 months please... November through to September :D
The death of Tumblr?
Tumblr may be nearing its ultimate end. Despite how it has continued to live on this long, I fear it could die off completely soon.
If you look back just a few years, Tumblr was the number one site for traffic, usage, and pretty much everything else for that matter. Artists flocked here by the thousands every month, countless photographers, video makers, doodlers, writers, and so much more. Everybody was welcome here, free to create content for anyone to consume... it was good.
Then... the anti-fappening. They declared no more adult content, no more questionable content, no more ANYTHING that contained women basically. âCould this be a female nipple? BANNED. Is this even the slightest bit suggestive? BANNED!â
Now, this alone wasnât a death sentence... but their complete and obvious despise of anybody trying to point this out as over-the-top and a traffic killer really pushed them into the âdeath zoneâ
Tumblr was the biggest site on the internet and it sold for $1.1 BILLION US dollars. After these events, the site emptied out to an estimated 1/10th of its daily traffic pretty close to instantly and is now an estimated 1/25th daily traffic on a good day. Tumblr recently sold again... for less than $3 million dollars.
This is hard for many to understand, as most consider billionaires to be just slightly richer than millionaires, simply because its so hard to consider how much money that is, so lets equate it to time instead.
1 Million seconds is about 11 and a half days... 1 Billion seconds is about 31 and a half YEARS.
Tumblr is down to less than 0.3% of its value... and even if that value is still in the millions, its still on the decline, and so the question changes from âHow profitable is it to have Tumblr?â into âIs it profitable to keep Tumblr around?â
From a financial perspective, Tumblr is already dead, it just doesnât know it yet. Will it even survive the year? ⌠Weâll have to wait and see
The true deadly sins
Lust
Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. ITâS A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.
Gluttony
Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever. ITâS A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.
Envy
Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. ITâS A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. Itâs a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.
Greed
Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want. ITâS A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.
Pride
Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up ITâS A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself.Â
Wrath
Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution. ITâS A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,. Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry.Â
Sloth
Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. ITâS A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and youâd rather do nothing.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT AND GIVES POWER BACK TO SO MANY PEOPLE
Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?
Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.
The best story Iâve heard about the production of Matilda was:Â
The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song âLittle Bitty Pretty Oneâ was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, âYou know why? Because youâre the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it wonât be scary!âÂ
So everyoneâthe crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyoneâdanced along with the song, at Dannyâs insistence. Apparently the only one who wasnât doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldnât jiggle.Â
If thatâs not the sweetest thing ever I donât know what is.Â
That is so cute. And sweet.
shut up. iâm not crying, you are.
Your limitations, not mine.
i always get chills from this video

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TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!
i love how the crowd goes nuts
@toastyhat If you liked this, I recommend https://youtu.be/4yZ8Bs1JM1AÂ
this isâŚincredible. bless schmoyoho
ok this is a personal attack
From everything Iâve seen... most of those diets donât work for long anyways, so... I mean, is he wrong?