cake and margaritas

When you're an aeronautics engineer and you have to instruct a middle school teacher on how to build Ikea furniture.

shapely sugar bowl

one laundry night they definitely start discussing how many Earth-named constellations are based on Greek myths, and then that definitely brings up the Odyssey (and how it relates to their current journey to Erid), and they spend the next week or so spinning tales and having Mary read the poem aloud and Rocky makes miniatures so Grace can act it out

He isn’t stuck at the failure point. The patient man he’s been becoming in all the quiet years since he lit a match to his career, the gentle teacher who starts again year after year with a new set of young ones and learns who they are and what they need and how to make learning meaningful to them—the man who loves his kids and the world he’s been showing to them—that’s the man who’s ready for the job ahead. He understands devotion. He might not understand yet who he is. He may think he will fold under pressure like he did before. But he is ready to be brave. Love has made him brave.

After making this comic: [ tomorobo-illust.tumblr.com/post/816777870544453632/see-hi-res-version-here ] I couldn't stop thinking of the names the new Eridian children would have owo

This was only supposed to be a fun little redraw of the painting “Meeting on the Turret Stairs” but it turned real sad real quick…

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

Do you think I made Adrian too small

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

has this been done

prism is a little overwhelmed