Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.

Idk I just really like the idea of being fucked half dressed or somewhere not in bed because the other person was so desperate for you they had to have you there and then

Fellas you ever just get so tired and horny that u want someone to come over and pound you while you just cling to them and make pretty noises for them while they have their fill?

Wow my ass is so cute why isn’t it being slapped