karkat what are you?
A shitty person who has been Shook(tm) by humanities subpar movie making skills.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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@demon-swap
karkat what are you?
A shitty person who has been Shook(tm) by humanities subpar movie making skills.

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Karkat, what was wrong with the movie?
Okay so overlooking the tired romance cliches that were driving me up the fucking wall there was like 3 plot points that they just fucking forgot about halfway through or something and who was that guy at the start?? Was I supposed to care about him??? Who was I even supposed to-
Three hour loud rant
so karkat, got any friends?
I guess? Its kind of a weird situation making ‘friends’ with demons though, especially when you’re the kid of a demon king.
There are a few though, ‘cept they’re all assholes. Maybe thats why they like me.Â
I Guess I have one human friend but we only ever see each other at the movies and talk shit about Bendydick Cum’N’Snatch.
yo karkat why the shades?
Maybe because I dont particularly feel like leaving a fucking bodytrail for the nearest hunter to sniff out. I’ve lived here for a while and moving cave is a pain in the ass.
Karkat is leaving the movies.
Well, remind me never to see anything by that shitface of a director ever again.

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Terezi Pyrope has been Drawn in
Welcome Nebula (Again)
Hi! I have a question about the plot, what is the family tree/relationships of the Strilalondes?
The StriLonde’s are a Clan of demon hunters! Mom Lalonde and Bro Strider Are second cousins, forced to over see the clan after the original leaders were killed. Alpha mom and Alpha Bro were brought in after more of the clan died, The kids coming from parents that were deceased and thrown into respective families. -The Author
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Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
….Jake English.
Thanks for uh,
saving me?
aaah, yeah! no problem, bros a fucking prick. aint nobody deserve to be treated like that
Wait… You do know i’m not human, right?
So why in the diddly darn dangles are you being so nice to me?
Why did you free my cheese and fucking crackers I could kill you!
well tbqfh i dont beleive you will. i saved your ass and honestly
you dont seem like a bad guy. demon or not
That is actually the nicest thing someone has said to me in a very long time…
Well Miss Roxy Lalonde, I best get going. Thanks again for pulling me out of that shitstorm!Â
Uh
Bye!
{Jake English is offline}
mmhmm okaay byeeee..... im gooin the fuck back to sleep
[Roxy Lalonde is offline]
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Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
….Jake English.
Thanks for uh,
saving me?
aaah, yeah! no problem, bros a fucking prick. aint nobody deserve to be treated like that
Wait… You do know i’m not human, right?
So why in the diddly darn dangles are you being so nice to me?
Why did you free my cheese and fucking crackers I could kill you!
well tbqfh i dont beleive you will. i saved your ass and honestly
you dont seem like a bad guy. demon or not
That is actually the nicest thing someone has said to me in a very long time...
Well Miss Roxy Lalonde, I best get going. Thanks again for pulling me out of that shitstorm!Â
Uh
Bye!
{Jake English is offline}
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Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
….Jake English.
Thanks for uh,
saving me?
aaah, yeah! no problem, bros a fucking prick. aint nobody deserve to be treated like that
Wait… You do know i’m not human, right?
So why in the diddly darn dangles are you being so nice to me?
Why did you free my cheese and fucking crackers I could kill you!
well tbqfh i dont beleive you will. i saved your ass and honestly
you dont seem like a bad guy. demon or not

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<===
Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
….Jake English.
Thanks for uh,
saving me?
aaah, yeah! no problem, bros a fucking prick. aint nobody deserve to be treated like that
Wait... You do know i’m not human, right?
So why in the diddly darn dangles are you being so nice to me?
Why did you free my cheese and fucking crackers I could kill you!
<===
Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
….Jake English.
Thanks for uh,
saving me?
aaah, yeah! no problem, bros a fucking prick. aint nobody deserve to be treated like that
<===
Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
....Jake English.
Thanks for uh,
saving me?
<===
Okay bye yep lemme go fuck all the demons oh yeah absolutely mmhmm yeP IVE BEEN YA KNOW ACTUALLY SLEEPING BUT WHAT EVER FUCKNUTÂ
AAAAAaaanyway. Hi there, I’m roxy lalonde
Derrick wakes up his Guest.
I’m taking care of business. Go upstairs Ro.
Jesus fuck in a hand basket! thats fucking awful
eeesh. bro what the fuck!? don’t you think this is over kill?!
Oh thank the heavens it sure is great to breathe again
Though I think it’s more along the lines of animal abuse if you ask me…
Ya know what? Fine. Go have fun with the mangy mutt. Why don't you go have a nice long fuck with him Roy? I know how much you love demons.
BRO IS OFFLINE

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Derrick wakes up his Guest.
I’m taking care of business. Go upstairs Ro.
Jesus fuck in a hand basket! thats fucking awful
eeesh. bro what the fuck!? don’t you think this is over kill?!
Oh thank the heavens it sure is great to breathe again
Though I think it’s more along the lines of animal abuse if you ask me...
Derrick wakes up his Guest.
I’m taking care of business. Go upstairs Ro.
Jesus fuck in a hand basket! thats fucking awful
eeesh. bro what the fuck!? don’t you think this is over kill?!