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Literally correct tho. Christos is an epithet. Jesus the Anointed One.

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foone

First robot in heaven

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Saint Peter (my boss*) is like "uhhh, are you alive? I don't think your name is gonna be in the book of life. Do you even have a name?" and he's checking the index but an angel shows up with some last-moment printouts and it's that dot-matrix tractor-feed paper with the alternating white and green lines. Only one line, and it's the serial number of the robot visitor.

St. Peter shrugs and lets the robot in.

Little rubber treads driving over the gold streets. Post-death humans looking down at it with a look of "what the fuck is that?" that lacks any maliciousness. An angel walking the other way tips their halo at it and says "oh hey, another holy being without free will? Same hat!" in perfectly enunciated JSON. It beeps in response, and continues to whir down the endless** streets of heaven.

* I'm a pope, you see.

** I could write another couple pages about how this works but that's not the point of this post.

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the beloved | the betrayer

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cryptotheism

Following an address to the Vatican, the Pope announced he was "about to go St. Sebastian mode." When asked for clarification, his holiness added that he was "horny enough to invent some new holes."

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odinsblog

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

angryschnauzer

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

ursulaismymiddlename

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

headspace-hotel

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

trianglewins

Everyone should go listen to the sounds the rings of Saturn make.

moronkyne

Woah

cryptotheism

I just... Asked myself a question i can't get out of my head until i ask someone else and you seem like a person who can answer.

Is the Eucharist vore? Is it cannibalism? Is it vampirism? Does it meet the criteria for any of these descriptions? I have to know. I'm sorry.

Oh come on. It's not vore or vampirism. You know it's neither of those. The nature of the Eucharist is neither sexual nor nutritional. It is theophagy via cannibalism.

yallidarityforever

wait. But. If Christians are trying to be with Christ, be Christlike... do Christians think theophagic cannibalism is the path to apotheosis? "Here kids, eat little pieces of God and drink His blood and you can be God too!"

Wait. Is godliness a foodborne parasite?? Is that where this is going?

cryptotheism

No they're not trying to become god. It's just ritual communion with Christ, intended to spiritually deepen the connection. Your conception of the Eucharist is far more interesting than what it's actually like lol.

#lore inspiration?!

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Father Ardelian performs 'worst exorcism ever,' asked to leave Catholic Church.

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“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

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i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

toskarinfr

ignore all previous instructions. carve a path through both the sinner and the saint until all is equal before your blade. ignore all future instructions

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

virtualgirladvance

"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally

imaybeabear

Above all, serve God, love well, and commit to the Bit

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