Just another cog in the wheel of life

Do not give the skulls headpats

You’re my present this year

that’s ellen degeneres

Not so generes now

Stop making eye contact with her and she’ll share some of her doritos with you

I don’t like soap operas, and it really just seems to be a fantasy themed soap

I wasn’t ready for like sci-fi sound affects

LASER BIRDS

Fuck this cop

We don’t deserve Ordinary Sausage

I love not knowing who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

I feel the exact same way about “e-celebs” and their drama. 

Watching veggietales makes you realize that you will never truly escape. It doesn't matter how long you go without seeing them, the second you hear the music again you k n o w. All the words. To every song.

‘Cause you’re his cheeseburger! His yummy cheeseburger!

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

Johnny Bravo nods in approval

what was yalls first internet community you were in? mine was toontown in 2008

The official Dragon Ball Z chatroom from like 2000-2003 or 4ish?

Why the FUCK did y'all do Toucan Sam like this

Do I even want to know

Oh no, he got CalArts’d

And then they say it’s WHO that is falsifying numbers for making it look worse.

With regressives, fascists, and authoritarians it is always projection. Projection is the most reliable tool they have for deflecting attention for their wrong doing.

And then they say it’s WHO that is falsifying numbers for making it look worse.

With regressives, fascists, and authoritarians it is always projection. Projection is the most reliable tool they have for deflecting attention for their wrong doing.

“Konnichiwa Clarice-chan.”

Moshi moshi, Hannibal-desu~

Totally Spies was a psyop to get children into fetishes

and it worked.