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when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

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Can you believe it? This thing đ just told a lie.
welp. to the shredder
sad! Well thereâs other beasts
these guys look like theyre fighting over how to make a soup
"hey can i put this in"
"NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'LL RUIN IT"
but the good news is:

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I think that people who balk at the phrase "all cops are bastards" might be helped out with "good cops don't last."
Sooner or later, every cop will encounter a situation where they can be complicit or try to do something about it. A good cop will try to do something about it. They will encounter immediate resistance, and will be pressured to shut up and be complicit (whereupon they cease to be a good cop). If they persist, they can expect to be fired, harassed, thrown in a mental hospital, or even directly physically attacked and murdered.
Hell, if they're in the NYPD, after they're done with you they'll probably make a commemorative challenge coin about it.
All cops are bastards because good cops don't last. You are absolutely not allowed to be a good cop.
LGBT+ games need to be better man i dont want to play gay dating sim/rpg maker game #48174 i want someone to make max payne with gay sex in it
putting âlying to kids is okâ on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill
thereâs a big difference between âfood wasteâ as in âfarmers destroy tons of food to avoid exceeding quotasâ or âsupermarkets throw away this much edible food because it doesnât sellâ
and âfood wasteâ as in âit is not actually within the capacity of humans to perfectly predict and track household food consumption, so a certain amount of food per household inevitably goes bad and has to be thrown out every yearâ
the idea that food waste is the product of thoughtless consumers rather than corporate greed is really insidious
Truuuuuuuueeeeeee, other large sources of food waste:
- Restaurants. The fact that the rich expect restaurants to have every article on their menu available at all times means every restaurant has far more food than they need and throws a lot of that shit out.Â
- Big inhuman organisations with intense bureaucracy. Think hospitals, schools, prisons, refugee camps and the army. Organisations that provide food for a very large group of people but are not allowed (and/or canât be bothered) to give that food away if there is too much of it.Â
Some of the most spectacular food waste Iâvepersonally witnessed was an army training camp that threw away 250 sealed lunchboxes because the training ended one day early, and a refugee center than threw away over 100 loaves of bread while people in the center where hungry because regulations stated that every refugee got two slices of bread for breakfast.
And Iâm supposed to feel guilty about half a tomato rotting in the garbage? Nah, thatâs not food waste. Thatâs just life.Â
Shifting the guilt to the consumer is an intentional marketing ploy. The same was done when soda companies switched from bottles to cans
Originally soda machines had a place for you to return your bottle which the company would collect, sanitize, and re-use. Consumers paid a deposit when they bought the soda, then got it back when they dropped the empty bottle in the slot. Bars and restaurants also had to pay the deposit and redeem the bottles for a refund
Then companies decided itâd be cheaper to use disposable aluminum cans. Soda is something people often consumed in public places like parks and in front of stores. Increased public trash led to a litter problem. Environmentalists pressured the soda companies to fix the problem by bringing back the deposit and recycling programs. Instead, the companies started anti-liter campaigns that placed the guilt wholly on the consumer
This was decades before curb-side recycling existed. Recycling plants were few and far between, and consumers would have to save up cans then cart them to one of these facilities to recycle them, which few individuals had the time and transpiration to do. The ad campaigns led to people demanding more public garbage cans, which did reduce liter, but those were purchased and maintained at city expense and the contents went to landfills. It also led to the general public believing littering and landfill problems rested squarely on the shoulders of consumers even though the corporations had a perfectly good recycling system that they could have continued
Big business wants you to blame yourself and each other for problems they caused, and theyâd rather spend money on guilt shifting ad campaigns than use that money for something good
I was actually never told any of the stuff in that last addition.

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Embossed braille should be standard on computer keyboards.Â
It would raise braille literacy more than anything else I could imagine - among both the blind and the sighted. Currently braille is actually vanishing due to an increasing reliance on audiobooks and screen readers.Â
I think that braille has a lot of potential use among non-blind groups. As an alternative to traditional writing for dyslexics. As a way to help photosensitive people type with their eyes closed. Or simply as a means to help sighted people find things without needing the lights on all the time!
Accessibility note: Itâs important that braille doesnât vanish because itâs one of the only written language that works for blind and sight-impaired people. It is necessary for them to interact with the real world where screen readers and audio devices are not available to them, such as elevators, most major metro systems, stairwells, doorways, the bumps in the sidewalk at corners are actually developed in conjunction with audio signals so blind people donât step off the curb into traffic before the correct time.Â
Digital technology has made accessibility so much easier for all of us disabled people, but we still *need* the real-world accommodations that we fought and died for
this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????
Real, male bees donât go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself
googling âbee gendersâ as I dictate this post
The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that weâre applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.
Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because theyâre all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees donât experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.
diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!
Itâs 2022 and this James Acaster bit continues to be relevant
âLuhâ
You know what line gets me every time I watch MAD MAX FURY ROAD?Â
âDo not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.â
Think about that. âAddicted to water.â It makes it sound like water is an extra luxury that people donât need but are greedy for, something they should be able to go without, and if they are desperate for it, itâs their own fault, and not the fault of the man who has all of it, and withholds it.
Think about how the people in power tell us not to be greedy for the things we need, like healthcare, like a living wage, like the right to be free of fear and violence in our own communities. The people in power tell us not to be greedy for these things, when they themselves already enjoy them freely, and withhold them from us.
Donât trust the narrative that tells us weâre being greedy by asking for things that we need.
Donât trust the asshole sitting on a grassy hilltop with his hand on the spigot telling us not to be greedy for water.
Fury Road is a fantastic criticism of capitalist property rights over common necessities

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whatever is going on with misha collins aside i think all discourse about celebrities like harry styles or whoever else âqueerbaiting their audiencesâ is inherently stupid. reinforcing the norm of people being gnc without having to publicly come out is good, actually. you arenât being queerbaited because a gnc person or someone who is physically intimate with members of the same gender exists and you donât know their sexuality
The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)
I love it when you can pick up an animatorâs quirks.Â
    Iâve read in old interviews with Milt Khalâs fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldnât go.     Not only are they all doing the swaggle youâll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesnât work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.      Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isnât his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.
Milt Khal was a MASTER.
God, I canât express to you how fucking DELIGHTED I become whenever they Milt Khal Head Swaggle Post graces my dash with its presence again.