searching for the holster to my ransom

“So, who are we spying on?” Nursey asks, crouching down beside Chowder in the bushes.

For an athlete of Nursey’s caliber, this action should go a lot more smoothly than it does. Instead, he ends up half falling into the shrubbery, Chowder shushing him several times along the way.

Ultimately, he makes it to snooping height unscathed, and then peeks out over Chowder’s shoulder at the sunlit area by the lake.

When Nursey spotted Chowder here on his way to class, it was an easy decision to join. Not least of which because Senioritis has Nursey looking for any and every opportunity to avoid going to classes in general, even though they only just got back from summer break barely a month ago. But also because, since when has Nursey ever said no to infamous SMH shenanigans?

“Come on, man, clue me into the deets. What are we doing here?” he asks.

“Watching Dex get hit on.”

Nursey sputters and falls back onto his ass in the leaves.

After a moment of flailing, he manages to get out an inelegant, “No, but seriously.”

Chowder smirks that mischievous goalie smirk. “I’m timing how long it takes for him to notice.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY DEEEAAR KEENT PARSOOOON, HAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUUU-!”

“BEST CAPTAIN!”

“wHOO-”

“Don’t cry, Parse! It’s happy day!”

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