#2 Kunikidazai advocate

objectively, kunikida doppo bsd is the greatest character of all time. he is The Babygirl of babygirls.

He is alive <33333

kunikida had the most wild time in dazai’s entrance exam like imagine being under the stress of working at a dangerous detective agency AND doing math tutoring at the tender sensitive age of 20 years old and suddenly your boss throws a guy at you who is the BIGGEST walking red flag and has no recorded background or history and just happened to meet a really important government guy at a bar and land a job at your workplace and is obsessed with suicide and tries to kill himself at work and has detailed knowledge of the human organ trafficking business and your boss is like “well, he’s your problem now, if he gives you bad vibes just shoot him in the head if not I want to know if you’d recommend him as our newest employee. okay bye”

starting to experience withdrawal symptoms because it's been nearly seven years since we have last seen kunikidazai interact

fic where kunikidazai r flirty but dazai never commits and it turns out its becuz he thinks kuni's straight and after finally admitting that thats why when kunikida confronts him its just a long awkward moment before kunikida pulls out his notebook and flips to "ideal man" or whatever

Hey guys here's a random tip! When fighting, maybe spend less time admiring each other's moves and instead try focusing more on, I don't know, how to actually not get beaten up to death