#howâs it feel to be the child of the funniest person on earth?
I know this was definitely also rhetorical, but considering people in the notes are calling this one a heritage post, consider this an additional dose of My Dad Lore, aka a lot of other things he has pulled over the years
Somehow teamed up with his friends to get a fake person to pass driverâs ed back in high school, which I know is not just a made-up or exaggerated dad story because someone wrote the name of the same fake person in his and my momâs wedding guest book
Once burned me a road trip CD for the drive home from college that turned out to consist of 21 âWhatâs New Pussycat?âs and one (1) âItâs Not Unusualâ
Used to send me letters when I was away at summer camp about how everything at home was on fire, my sisters had gotten arrested, aliens had shown up, and various other crises â one time in full verse
Forced his office to reset the âDays since our last shark attackâ sign someone put up as a joke when he borrowed one of me and my sistersâ toy plastic ones and stuck it on a coworkerâs chair
Had another coworker ask him to retrieve a wireless mouse they left at the office on a business trip and proceeded to send them photos of it in increasingly threatening scenarios (about to be crushed by a car, etc)
Teamed up with me to get a cake for my middle sisterâs graduation party with plastic dinosaurs on it that read âHAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMMYâ so it looked like thereâd been a mix-up at the bakery
Anyways I can never tell him how popular this post is because it would require explaining more about my tumblr presence than I would like to, but rest assured, he is out there and inflicting chaos on the world as we speak (partially in the form of his children, because we all ended up weird pranksters, too)