dear reader

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

my ocs arent mine theyre  actual real people and they do what ever they want in my brain when im sleeping

on all levels except physical i am heart shaped

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot

i really couldn't care less if a character has "no redeeming qualities" i chose my faves with my pussy not my brain

my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr

as soon as a man says female i tune out. fuck you

*actively hurting my own feelings* i honestly don’t understand why i feel bad

everyone who follows me has shown tremendous restraint by not clicking the unfollow button yet and i honestly don’t know how you all manage it

no one listened to me as a child so now i overshare on the internet 💖