ok universe i’m getting out of bed i’m drinking water i’m making breakfast i’m trying please have something kind in store for me ok. i need a win

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ok universe i’m getting out of bed i’m drinking water i’m making breakfast i’m trying please have something kind in store for me ok. i need a win

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The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller
fuck the grind. fuck work culture. i want a slow life. i want to wake up in the morning and scramble eggs and saute some spinach, squeeze some orange juice and cut up some strawberries, and eat it all while sitting on my porch and watching my goats mill about in the yard. i have a world of downtime to bake bread and garden and read and craft. i am free.
i love and support trans people! having this on your blog means you love and support trans people too!
RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

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Ooof. Me 100%
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When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage
When I told him I was renting he asked “why don’t you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?”
Sir, we lead very different lives
Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!
I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.
One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak
the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread
Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.

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Reblog if you want the indian government to change the coin design
also this for the 2 rupee coin please
Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”
What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”
What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”
“I’m familiar with the premise.”
“I know That One Scene everybody’s losing their shit about, yeah.”
Something beautiful and amazing is coming to me. I feel it. I trust it. I know it. And I'm thankful for it.
Work on yourself in silence, don't expect to be revered by others for your improvements. Improve for yourself only and don't involve yourself in messy interpersonal situations. Be above all the mediocrity, toxicity, and chaos around you. You don't owe a reaction or complicity to the people around you.
i love it when a new month begins and the tumblr girlies start posting poem excerpts about current month

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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day
... Y'know what, sure. why not