Random Things I Hope Will Make You Happy!

They destroyed my flower garden that my garden frogs love, what do I do?

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

That’s fair have a lovely enternal suffering that we call life

I ly = I lie?????

*does an evil hand rub while putting on hand sanitizer*

Like the flies do?

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

And then we got the clear phone cases and put little stickers and pictures in them

yall coping ?

no

No

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

❤❤❤

UwU

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)

Finally someone fixed my problem.

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

do it bitch

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

I was really confused and first read this as “reblog if you need more nipples” then reread as “reblog if nazis need more nipples” then finally read it right.

No, they don’t deserve more fucking nipples.

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I live for this shit

Women born after 1615 don’t know how to read bible, all they know is to smoke cigarettes, read fashion magazine, charge their phone, eat hot chip, and lie. 

@vague-magnus-archives , and not particularly vague.