FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜
❛ thanks for picking me up.❜
❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜
❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜
❛ you want some waffles? ❜
❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜
❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜
❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜
❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜
❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜
❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜
❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜
❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜
❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜
❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜
❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜
❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜
❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit. ❜
❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜
❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜
❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜
❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜
❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜
❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜
❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜
❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜
❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜
❛ what did you see in me? all those years ago, you picked me. what did you see? ❜
❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜
❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜
❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜
❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜
❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜
❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜
❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜
❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜
❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜
❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜
❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜
❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜
❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜
❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜
❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜
❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜
❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜
❛ it’s about damn time. ❜
