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Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
Three Goblin Art

Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
noise dept.

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blake kathryn
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Kiana Khansmith
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@swimminem
hi guys! long time no see haha anywayyy i’m gonna be moving em to my multi: @plusmusae so if any of you all would like to rp with her over there feel free to follow!

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Send a '🌸 + a flower' for my muse's reaction to yours putting a flower in their hair.
How I Met Your Mother sentence starters
" I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk! "
" Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM. "
" I finally found the one "___". Her name, is Bacon. "
" Chicago? Is that even a real place? "
" I love "___", but I'm not going to jail for him. "
" Yes I'm in a rotten mood. No I don't want to talk about it. Yes this has booze in it. No it's not my first. "
" You are so funny. What's gotten into you? Oh that's right, nothing, ever. "
" You're killing me "___"! You're killing me! You have to let me dance my own battles! "
" Oh no! Fluffernutter peed all over my pants! "
" Why should bibs only be socially acceptable when you're eating lobster? "
" All hail Beercules! "
" Please help me off the couch so I can storm out! "
" We built Chip City... We built Chip City on all your dough! "
" Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hash tag refill! "
" These swords represent our bro-hood! "
" Lemon law is a thing! "
" I'm sorry is this a discussion to the degree in which you stabbed me? "
" I'm the Angelia Jolie of hot guys. "
" "___" says he tripped but I could have sworn he tackled me on purpose. "
Send “👋” to smack my muse on the butt.
Nothing is worse than falling for one of your best friends

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She think she love me, I think she trollin’
Send me a 😭 for my muse to break down in tears before yours
Reblog if your rp partners (and followers) are great writers and you love each and every one of their portrayals!
feminism + troian
Reblog if you’re a rper from the fandom ‘The Fosters’ or will rp with a muse from that fandom.

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SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.
❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞
orz i am so sorry for not being on at all recently. work and getting ready to actually go to college this time and pokemon go have left me with time for this blog ;( but hopefully i’ll get some breaks to get on here soon!
Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…
Age?
Favorite show?
Favorite movie?
Favorite book?
Height?
Time they usually go to bed?
Time zone?
Relationship status?
Gender?
Sexuality?
OTP?
NOTP
Favorite character?
Least Favorite character?
Favorite Song?
Favorite band/artist?
anything else you can think of
I’m just trying to chill with you guys tho
I feel like this is how Mona feels all the time (via pllsphere)
unlike in my book life isn’t a story i get to make up. i can’t write my own happy ending. i already tried, it didn’t work. // independent annie wilson, as told by manu.

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red riding hood (2011) sentence meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“my mother always told me don’t talk to strangers, get water and come straight home.”
“_____ gets what he’s always wanted. you.”
“run away with me.”
“maybe she snuck out to see a boy.”
“don’t worry. ____’s always had his eye on you. you’re the pretty one.”
“i lost my sister. i can’t lose you too.”
“you will be happy again. i promise.”
“remember what my grandmother said, all sorrows are less with bread.”
“we should stay together.”
“i don’t want you to see me like this.”
“____, come back to the party.”
“you keep your hands off her or i’ll cut them off!”
“where did you disappear to?”
“i’m nothing like you. you’re a murderer.”
“i’m coming back for you.”
“i saw you with _____.”
“you’re going to try and rescue her? well, i’ll help.”
“i do not want you to use that knife.”
“she would’ve done anything that you asked her to.”
“i did my best to protect you.”
“you taught us to be strong.”
“you were always too good, too pretty, too perfect.”
“no! i’m not leaving you!”
“i won’t let you sacrifice yourself for me.”
“_____’s still missing.”
“_____, get me out of here.”
“i’ll be like him, a beast.”
“i’ll wait for you.”
at the end of the day, we’re all just grateful that it’s over & that the lakewood slasher is dead, but there’s still one thing i can’t figure out. piper shaw confessed to her crimes in classic villain fashion, but she didn’t explain who attacked her and will belmont in that abandoned building. i mean, sure, she could’ve banged herself on the head & made up the story, but will confirmed it later. much as I love a good hollywood ending, i can’t help but wonder, WHO WAS WEARING THE MASK THAT NIGHT ? am i just overthinking it ? or is there more to come ?
( all i see is dark swarming behind my eyelids. i dream darkness comes into me. it comes & it’s INSIDIOUS. up my nose, into my ears. i feel poisoned. )
IND. NOAH FOSTER & AUDREY JENSEN.
narrated by megan & ashley.