shit memory who dis

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

you know that feeling when you’re chatting with family and friends about tv shows and you think “golly what a great time we’re having… they too enjoy television shows!” and then someone always says it. someone ALWAYS has to mention the big bang theory. and your heart clenches in your chest and you feel like you’re falling, falling, falling far into the depths of hell, and your skin burns away and you no longer feel pain as you try to politely explain why you don’t watch the big bang theory and you stare off into the distance while they continue to discuss it

@heevee this is us on insta LOL

*inhale* arf

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

Delete this website and only leave this behind

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

if an otter can cuddle a baby it can cuddle a gun