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at least I’m gay

tbh

about me

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

Dude I wanna do this so bad now.

Yes. No disappointment of a mediocre gift either!

Boobs don’t even matter ladies, it’s what’s under them, your lungs are important, cause we blazing mad weed over here and you need to keep up.

Big femmes, fat femmes, femmes with rolls, femmes with a double chin, femmes who get made fun of for their weight, shape, and/or size, femmes who don’t fit the skinny cis white girl femme stereotype, you are amazing and valid and gorgeous and adorable and one day a girl will fall in love with every single last part of you.

Wtf… Clearly italian is the obvious choice here

Italian

italian like how is this even a question

Chinese... there's no way I'm giving up pizza.. ever

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass