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aaaaaaaaa I finished it

how will you die?

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

“Hey, I wonder what’s in the cupboard; I need some coffee or something maybe— OH HO AH AH!!”

women want me. fish fear me. dermatologists hate me. hot singles in my area want to meet me. god wishes he were me.

So thanks to that scene in Homecoming where Happy says to Dum-E “that thing’s worth more than you or me” it’s occurred to me that everyone in Tony’s life probably has to go through stages of realizing a) Tony treats his bots like people and b) they now have to treat his bots like people, followed by a period of awkward human-bot bonding. And someone like Pepper would probably think they were endearing from the start and someone like Happy would be like “seriously I have to call this robot by name and consider its feelings” before becoming secretly attached and Bruce would probably be on board but a little confused about why Tony can’t afford better robots, and all the while Rhodey would be looking on and laughing because he’s been around since the beginning so he knows. Anyway that’s my wholesome 3AM iron fam headcanon, please continue to go about your business

happy birthday lesbians. thank you for keeping society intact and functional as well as fun and sexy

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

Behold the Fuck You buffet

bitches out here actually thriving in life and moving on from tony starks death, its not me, im not bitches

happy april 26 the one year anniversary of the day tony stark saved the universe. he got really hurt but he had a full recovery and now he's a stay at home dad, and his doors are open for all of the avengers as long as they don't come in to talk shop. he's been baking a lot, avengers please assemble at the stark household and try his snickerdoodles

tony stark is that one college professor who emails his students and is like “due to emotional exhaustion there will be no class on friday. on a totally not related side note, how many of you know how to flirt and are able to teach me during office hours.” 

djskdks yes. tony makes the department change the entire course schedule. no classes on fridays. fridays are staring through the office window days. fury tried to stop him but tony kept coming up with increasingly ridiculous excuses to not have classes on fridays. ‘due to ever-present fears of a possible alien invasion there will be no class on friday’ is technically valid by 200-year-old campus rules and tony puts out a box for students to submit new excuses