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I’m just built different (worse)

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

Breaking the family curse (being the first to get a diagnosis)

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idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

i shouldn't be spending 45$ at mcdonalds to feed three adults. that's insane. six years ago that was a good dinner at a sit down restaurant and now im forking it over for cheap hamburgers? fuck off

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NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners

If you meet a mechanic from Louisiana named Skeeter McGee with a dog named Slayer, you can trust that dog with your life. If you meet a lifestyle influencer from Seattle with a dog named Princess Pibble, you can guarantee that it's one loud noise away from turning the nearest child into a material the consistency of tubby custard

The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.