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Anyone else get hit by a bajillion fireworks this fourth even though they weren’t lighting any off and didn’t buy any??

It’s so strange to imagine younger me, ready to give up on life seeing me now. Figuring life out and living in the best parts of it with people I love around me

As a kid I used to fight tooth and nail to not eat my vegetables. Now all I want for lunch is a bowl of fruit with my brown sugar fruit dip

I don’t like having to get IN the shower but I hate having to get OUT of the shower. There is only peace inside the shower or outside of it, when the two worlds collide it’s worse than the fire nation attacking

I feel like there’s a marching band inside my skull except they’re all playing the same instrument and it’s the equivalent of the monkey with the two cymbals.

Anytime I feel like I need inspiration for redesigning myself I just go to a restaurant, there will inevitably be a cool as hell alt waiter somewhere

Sometimes I hear a noise outside my room and get to make the choice between getting out from under my blankets to check on it— or just letting the hallway demon break in and steel my teeth

Being a social butterfly with the social battery of a De\\ Laptop is both the worst and best thing about me as a person

Being chronically exhausted is something else— what do you mean I js took a two hour nap and I feel MORE tired???

Me and my gaggle of friends pretend smoking lollipop sticks in the back of a Home Depot instead of going to school because life was made for living