th twin imp princessez

th imp princessez kinda want to do something with th pre-tolkien/romantic movement conception ov elfz。tht iz to say an ill defined group ov very attractive beingz tht r often mentioned in relation to inflicting pain and sickness and insanity and nightmarez。we think there iz something deeply compelling abt a pretty lady who irrevocably changez ur bodymind for th worse。o and cant forget th brood parasitism

tch。elfz these dayz just wanna have their little pervert earz felt up and dribble dewdropz in their underwear or wat ever。wht do th princessez hav 2 do to find elfz tht r like if an exclusion zone waz a beautiful older lady。we need to incentivize the transition from "jrr-type" elvez to "elfshot-type" elfz in order to increase th amount ov ppl in th world who are sick and suffering badly worldwide and ensure more bad dreamz #PrincessPolicy #Materialism #Elfeninism

ok we hav alwayz had a real tension with changeling folklore in tht it iz a supernatural justification for th abuse and murder ov disabled children on a level ov callous brutality we find Deeply affecting and we hav sorta had a desire for a Somewhat Less Grim Method Ov Projecting Ourselvez Onto It Via Th Medium Ov Fiction but most modern riffz on changelingz sorta just reproduce th ableism。but if we were to do a Imp Princess Wish Fulfillment Version we think itd be kinda epic to be a disabled kid eith shitty parentz & get taken by an elf lady with our place being taken by an elf disguised az us who tormentz our shitty ableist parentz。and then idk oir elf mom givez us ailmentz & touchez on us or watvever u Jackalz (affectionate) are looking for ok loook itz not twee or saccharine itz actually rlly deepnand fucked up ok u hav 2 take us seriously

an aspect ov th Passoid Experience a lot ov takez on passing privilege miss out on iz tht th very same traitz tht make a trans person pass well generally make them pass Very poorly az their assigned gender so u start getting transmisogynized a looot earlier

like it iz certainly convenient for us Now tht we hav a naturally prety feminine appearance but it also meanz tht we hav had a big glowing weakpoint visible for our entire livez

similarly while we understand jealousy over early transitionerz (we would giv anything to hav started estrogen in our early teenz rather than our late teenz so we never had 2 hav our body damaged by testosterone) we do think itz important to keep in mind tht transitioning in ur teenz iz often less a matter ov being a blessed girl with all th luck who haz never faced hardship in her life and more a matter ov passing so abysmally in ur assigned gender tht u cannot put it off any further & ur optionz essentially become transition or death。we are utterly unable to pass az a man so honestly we didnt rlly hav th Option ov transitioning any later。itz kinda too complex to break down in2 a matter ov one transfeminine transition timeline being unilaterally privileged over another in our opinion

a formative sexual harassment experience ov ourz iz tht in highschool there waz this girl who would run her handz thru our long hair while we were walking thru th hallz & given tht she would do this from behind with no warning ambush style while walking and we hav tangle prone hair her fingerz would frequently get caught and pull our hair. she just smiled and never said anything wen we looked at her. abstractly some may enjoy the idea ov this but well it waz a startling unpredictable thing while we were having a severe mental breakdown so we rlly rlly hated it。probably part ov why we hav never had a fondness for having our hair pulled since

ppl also pulled our hair under th false assumption it waz a wig a lot which like。something something demongirl with long hornz getting yanked around by th hornz by dme ppl assuming shez wearing a horn headband

an early example ov th imp princessez kidnapbait tendenciez iz once wen we were small we were hanging out with this other kid at a daycare and th time came for our biomom to pick us up & we didnt want 2 go with her due to Th Horrorz so this kid quickly proposed hiding us under a table concealed by a beanbag so we could spend more time together and we Instantly accepted & it took a long time for th adultz to find us。th princessez instinctual response to an ally saying "let me hide you away in a confined space so nobody can take u away from me" iz to say Well ov course itz th only way to keep us safe obviously

teenagers aren’t the vanguards of the pro-censorship movement. the closest thing that happens to this is that bad actors who are adults exploit teenagers’ age-appropriate discomfort with violent and sexual art to incite internet stochastic terrorism campaigns. but even this happens far less often than adults just silencing children and pretending to be speaking for them by proxy.

would you look at the time… it’s already time to reblog the angel again

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since