I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people do

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

i am straight but im highkey a gay.. eesh.

Because a straight who understands the joke cannot chime in to add to the joke, cause that is being totally inclusive like you guys want.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

Super shy but pushing through it 😭

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

The fucking op name killed me

ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??

but me feets overheats

WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DON’T YOU DOERSTARBT

why does this shit have a buncha holes in this im dead

Rolled a nat 20 on my horniness check and my dick exploded

THIS IS ME IM SCREAMING