Just Three Bats in a Trenchcoat

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

abyssal seamaid sweeps the floor of calcareous ooze only to find more ooze underneath

Has my body considered not doing that

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much