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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, Iām officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when opās reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because itās funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.
i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.
posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. š
Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic numberā¦
YALL HELP US
@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables
Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):
Us:
I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now
When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke
I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha
But then, something happened, something I didn't expect
People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?
Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post
Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes
But... the notes just got more frequent from there
And it started to hit me just what was happening
For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling
A feeling I wasn't used to
It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...
My existance was actually noteworthy
People actually... cared?
It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something
Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out
Leaving messages and well wishes
Making me smile
Making me laugh
Funny comments
Jokes
Fun facts
Even simple comments
It all suddenly felt so real
This was never a joke to you
This was important
And I won't let any of that go in vain
So... stay tuned I suppose
I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too
I'll catalogue every time I put my health first
Physical and mental
I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days
But most of all
I won't forget this
Any of this
Ever
(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)
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well, fuck, sometimes you have to hit reblog as well as the little heart
if practicing self-care truly is something that 700,000 other people can cheer us into doing for ourselves, then i wish that for OP and for myself and for every one of you, because we're all in this together. <3
why is his avatar a cracker
His username is antfucker98 and youāre gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker
im a girl
When I was 12 this was the craziest post of all time.
Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????
@vriska
ok i was VERY involved in the. b&n reviews warrior cats roleplay scene when i was like 10-12. the first two books of the series were general hubs where ppl would post ads for their clans and other groups. there was a huge percy jackson community i remember participating in too. it worked through search results, eg. riverclan might be under the search result āriversā. book 1 was rules and a āmapā, book 2 might be the main area, book 3 the medicine cats tent, etc. there was also usually a book where ppl would post lengthy descriptions of their character(s). it was a rlly bizarre little corner of the internet jdksj also it was impossible to find any real reviews of any of the warrior cats books bc of it
this is unironically kind of cool
I rbed this silently but I think I've gotta answer some questions now. I was a big part of this whole thing and the reason we didn't use forums was because 90% of us didn't have normal internet access. Barnes and Noble had an e-reader that could connect to the internet and reach their digital store, which was great for those of us with controlling parents who only let us read books.
Wizard spell battle

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things i always keep in my backpack:Ā
the bible (king james edition)
a copy of the U.S. consitution
a copy of my schoolās current rulebook
i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by sayingĀ āitās in the constitution!ā orĀ āitās from the bible!ā or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say,Ā āwhere exactly does it say that?ā
also itās just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.
today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he saidĀ āgodās a man in the bibleā and i saidĀ āiām pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check thatā and i unzipped my backpack and the boy saidĀ āwhatās she doing?ā and my friend repliedĀ āsheās getting her bibleā and iām not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.
op ur url says it all
See, this is Chaotic Lawful and I am here for it
Last one
I love this boy <3
[Metamorphosis]
Manga spoilers below!!!
The way that Katsuki realized his faults and moved on and changed himself is so amazing and written so well. Heās still got his āgotta winā attitude and angry disposition of course, but at his core, heās selfless and heās proved numerous times that heād give his life to save Izuku and others. (If those two donāt become the greatest heroes together, I swearā¦.š§āāļø)
Thereās so much more depth to him than the surface level that people usually judge him by. I am sooo excited to see everything animated (despite the pain š„²) and for people who havenāt read the manga to see how much he can change.
In 362 he was so beautiful and gentle with that last move; it was so different from his usual unhinged self. I just saw so much change and growth from him, hence; metamorphosis š¦
Thank you for reading this far if you did!!! If anyone wants to talk about the manga dm me lol
So Iām reading the 5th volume of school briefs
I hate this fucking series

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A dating service where matching is based on peopleās search history exists. Youāre a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, itāll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene theyāre writing* babe, iām not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, youāre doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? Itād be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it theyāre a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so itās completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and itās a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that thereās something to the theory, but itās all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the authorās home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they donāt seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, thatās it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough heāll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.Ā
āYou need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.ā
Serial killer breaths in.Ā āLook-ā
ā¦perfect
I donāt like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY
Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit
Katsuki: Today I learned that double stuffed oreos only contain 1.86 times the filling of a regular oreo
Deku: If you round that up what do you get?
Katsuki: 1.9
Deku: Round it up one more time?
Katsuki: 1.9
Deku: One more time?
Katsuki: 1.9
Deku: Can you round it up again. please.
Katsuki: 1.9
Deku: Incredible. but if you donāt mind. can you round it up. again. please.
Katsuki: 1.9
Deku: That concludes our rounding of oreos. Thank you for your time.
Todoroki: but oreos are already round
Deku:
just bakugou things: thinking about a log
Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
š alright
š¤ yeah :/ I get it man.
š¶ oh⦠oh noā¦
online friends are just. i miss you like weāve met before. you know my family inside and out and none of them know you. the ocean is achingly big but you know iād cross it for you. you text me good morning as i finish dinner. i wish you could come over for dinner. we have a hundred plans of things to do together and they all feel so far away. i love you as if you were here. for now iāll love you from here.
To all my friends from far away

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i will turn you into a fucking pdf if you dont stop
*accidentally realizes iāve been overusing a random phrase a lot* where did this come from. who did this to me