leather daddy vibes ;

                              --- My first weekend was enough to keep me home the next weekend. I partied way too hard, and performing my new collab was even more exhausting. Jumping around shouting is enough to be considered a week’s worth of exercise. 

                               --- Hey, I am on the same boat. I am probably sticking to being single for the rest of my life since all the guys on my list are married or straight. Breaks my heart, so I totally need need some callaloo and vodka - especially with thee Rihanna.

                             --- Your son is certainly enthusiastic, and I appreciate it entirely. I am assuming you are preparing yourself to watch Endgame very soon?

                               --- I did not think I needed this in my life, but I did. I needed to hug that creature and take as many pictures as I could with it. We tried to put as many emotions human possibly into song form, and I think we achieved that. I appreciate the feedback, dude!

                              --- You can totally be apart of the band. We are looking for a tambourine person, so hey, come join the crazy gang that is All Time Low. I will never leave without my newest tambourine girl, okay? We are going on adventures together or not at all. 

                              --- Taco Bell is food for the rats, to be honest. I could never stomach the shit they serve. I mean, I have eaten at an authentic Mexican restaurant, but that is as far as I have gotten. I am sure the real deal is made on their grounds. 

ALEX: you are one of a kid, beautiful.

                            --- I would love to freeze time right about now. The good times I am having right now are too amazing for me to have to get back to my boring ol’ life afterwards. Let’s just make our own ‘freeze-time-machine’, Ashy. We have the capabilities and the smarts. 

                                 --- If I wasn’t living it up in Coachella this weekend, I would be on the next flight to New York to chow down with you. But, consider me your twin because we are practically the same people. We can hit up an Olive Garden after I am done here in Cali to keep ourselves away from the gym and with our pasta. 

ALEX: how fucking rude, babs.

                               --- I am an open book; it’s all good! My sexuality is not really something I am ashamed of, really. Yeah, it is nerve-wracking because of the whole ‘acceptance’ concept, but I am pretty happy personally which is all that matters. Oh, trust me, I will make sure Baltimore leaves a permanent spot in your heart, Nic. 

                               --- Hey, don’t judge me! You are my favorite Jonas, and I am hurt at this judgement. Ah, yes, the new Jonas single had me weak. I felt like I was back in twenties when I was jamming out to OG Jonas Bros. Thanks, man! I am glad you are appreciating my new project. I am finishing up my Coachella weekend, actually. Did you hit up any of the shows?

ALEX: josh peck you are not, my friend.

                              --- Alex purred softly as he pressed their heads together. Their lips were just mere centimeter apart when he giggled at his words. “Absolutely. I am also Brendon Urie’s biggest fan.” he whispered before tugging at his t-shirt. 

                               --- Listen, most of the time, I do not even know what I am saying. I do not live by saying ‘think before you speak’, okay? I am a rebel. I need to help you step up your East-Coast-Game, m’friend! Yes, we have the big ol’ aquarium along with the Bay. We also have the best crabs in the country, but that is just my biased opinion.